{"id":63294,"date":"2013-05-12T18:07:12","date_gmt":"2013-05-12T09:07:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tomato.gr.jp\/?p=63294"},"modified":"2013-05-12T18:07:12","modified_gmt":"2013-05-12T09:07:12","slug":"ted%e3%81%8c%e6%9d%a5%e3%81%9f%ef%bc%81","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/?p=63294","title":{"rendered":"Ted\u304c\u6765\u305f\uff01"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tomato.gr.jp\/?attachment_id=63295\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-63295\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tomato.gr.jp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/944667_485812541491341_1170140792_n.jpg\" alt=\"944667_485812541491341_1170140792_n\" width=\"525\" height=\"700\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-63295\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/944667_485812541491341_1170140792_n.jpg 525w, https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/944667_485812541491341_1170140792_n-300x400.jpg 300w, https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/944667_485812541491341_1170140792_n-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ted\u304c\u6765\u305f\u266a<br \/>\nR\u6307\u5b9a\u306e\u306c\u3044\u3050\u308b\u307f\u3063\u3066\u4e00\u4f53w<\/p>\n<p>Warning<br \/>\nThis item contains language that is not suitable for children.<br \/>\n\u3060\u305d\u3046\u3067\u3059(^_^;<\/p>\n<p>\u3068\u3093\u3067\u3082\u306a\u3044\u4e8b\u3092\u558b\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3088\u3046\u3067\u3059\u304c\u3001\u82f1\u8a9e\u306a\u306e\u3067\u5b6b\u3061\u3083\u3093\u305f\u3061\u306b\u306f\u60aa\u3044\u5f71\u97ff\u306f\u306a\u3055\u305d\u3046\u3067\u3059ww<\/p>\n<p>\u2193\u82f1\u8a9e\u304c\u5206\u304b\u308b\u65b9\u3060\u3051\u5931\u7b11\u3057\u3066\u4e0b\u3055\u3044(^0^;)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I look like something you give your kid when you tell them Grandma died.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;C&#8217;mon, I don&#8217;t sound that much like Peter Griffin.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s my bad. I was sending a tweet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The brewski run.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I wuv you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay, alright, so that&#8217;s where we&#8217;ll draw the line.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know what I&#8217;d like to do to her&#8230; something I call the &#8216;dirty Fozzie.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Will you take care of me forever and ever?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good talk, Coach.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;C&#8217;mere, ya bastard.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t know you had a baby &#8211; is it alive?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ted\u304c\u6765\u305f\u266a R\u6307\u5b9a\u306e\u306c\u3044\u3050\u308b\u307f\u3063\u3066\u4e00\u4f53w Warning This item contains language that is not suitable for children. \u3060\u305d\u3046\u3067\u3059(^_^; \u3068\u3093\u3067\u3082\u306a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"swell_btn_cv_data":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[36,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-favorite","category-photo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63294"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63296,"href":"https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63294\/revisions\/63296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomato.gr.jp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}